Friday, January 30, 2009

The secret to longevity? Apparently hyperbole.

The Jack LaLaine Power Juicer infomercial somehow made it on my monitor in the studio this morning, and for a nanosecond I turned up the sound.

A perfectly healthy, beautiful woman came on and said "I couldn't live without my juicer."

Couldn't. Live.

He's saving lives with juice! Could I live without one? I can't imagine.


Amandarama said...

Juice interferes with my scotch intake. I must vote no.

Spinning Girl said...

This is the very best thing I have ever read!!!!!!!!