THINGS DAVE HAS NEVER DONE!!!
I've never:
54 – Shared my popsicle with a squirrel while “breakin’ it down” in a trendy night club.
55 – Leveraged someone’s naivety about genetic engineering by convincing them I am a cross between Ernest Borgnine and a melon.
56 – Shamed a gargoyle into leaving its post atop a building to fetch me sum White Castle.
57 – Sled dogging with Gene Rayburn.
58 – Fetched White Castle for a gargoyle.
59 – Changed my priorities by attending a gathering of heavy-hearted monks suffering capricious attacks by Arabian sheiks dressed in Old Navy garb, instead of honoring my commitment to clear a camping spot for psoriasis-stricken Chilean trappers.
60 – Had more than 20 comments on any piece I’ve ever written.*
61 – Had to wonder WHY I haven’t had more than 20 comments on any piece I’ve ever written.
*could this possibly be a blatant attempt to get my ego stroked by accumulating more than 20 comments on this post? Nah. Course not.
14 comments:
With mindless crap like that you probably wont be reaching 20 comments.
Uhm, to the above comment, that was rude. The rule should be if you want to leave a comment like that you should leave your name...maybe he was one of those psoriasis-stricken Chilean trappers that you didn't clear a camping spot for...they can be nasty..
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I haven't reached over 20 yet either. :-(
To my thinking, you reach 50 every time; sometimes more.
What's in numbiz anyway? Their loss.
Your list was exquisite and don't even worry about Gene Rayburn. I hear tell he was a lousy dog sledder anyhow.
[to anonym-ass above: now I see why they have the short buses]
I am NOT going to be a party to your pity party and leave you a comment. If you get 20, you'll just want 80, like I got the other day. Heh.
Hoss 1, Dave 0
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