"Older gentleman seeking somebody to go out with. Tired of dating – just don’t have the stomach for it anymore. Easygoing - nothing gets under my skin. People tell me I am a dead ringer for Napoleon Boneaparte. Must like music – I play trombone in a band. Let me tickle your funny bone!"
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Daves nightmare everynight for 1 year for not showing up at the Halloween party Saturday night!!
You have been cursed!
"Older gentleman seeking somebody to go out with. Tired of dating – just don’t have the stomach for it anymore. Easygoing - nothing gets under my skin. People tell me I am a dead ringer for Napoleon Boneaparte. Must like music – I play trombone in a band. Let me tickle your funny bone!"
"Heh heh... he said boner. Heh heh."
I know, I am shallow, you can see right through me!
Good oral hygiene helps you maintain a nice smile and keeps your teeth white, well into your senior years.
Can I patella you a joke?
Come on, it's pretty humerus. You'll like it.
Good Eeeevening, Mr. Libby. Let me show you to your cell. Can I call you Scooter?
What anorexic celebrities strive to look like
"Atkins can work for you, too!"
"Shoe polish. Yeah! I'd be pale and dusty without it."
As fate would have it, poparozzi were on hand the day they told Karen Carpenter to quit singing "We've Only Just Begun" in heaven.
Weary Hag
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