Friday, September 09, 2005

Dirty Martini Haze

Occasionally I will list some of the search terms which land people on my site. A few of them I've recorded in the past include:

Anna Kournikova
Bikini airplane
Douchebag synonyms
Dirty dave videos
Sucking tits pics

But tonight I received a visitor via a Google search for the term:

masturbate harley ford

I just gotta know... what makes you guys tick, fer chrissake?


Speaking of masturbating, can you guess which arm I use?
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8 comments:

  1. Spinning Girl9/09/2005 4:27 AM

    Hmmm...I'm gonna guess...
    "the arm of your chair"
    just 'cuase that's what I use.

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  2. Spinning Girl9/09/2005 4:28 AM

    nor can I speell for shti.

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  3. Spinning Girl9/09/2005 4:30 AM

    one last:

    5:30 AM!
    I love working SO MUCH.

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  4. Weary Hag9/09/2005 5:58 AM

    Hmph. Gives all new meaning to the phrase "wow, you have a strong handshake."

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  5. OldHorsetailSnake9/09/2005 9:39 AM

    You got the URL for the Dirty Dave videos? I wanna see you beat off.

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  6. Chris Johnson9/09/2005 10:30 AM

    Well that is a easy question. DUH! Everyone knows your left handed.
    :)

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  7. Dr. Mike9/09/2005 10:37 AM

    Hmmm, my guess is your left arm by the size of it... But apparently you spend quite a lot of time cleaning up with your right arm.

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  8. Lee Ann9/09/2005 10:00 PM

    Whoa Dave, that picture is freaky! Maybe you should try switching hands to even up a little:)

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