tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post112596243829608827..comments2023-10-04T06:13:02.182-05:00Comments on Dave's Window: Seven Things I...Dave Morrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17470872330925505480noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post-1126029703322066442005-09-06T13:01:00.000-05:002005-09-06T13:01:00.000-05:00Fun, fun, fun. #5 on your "say most often" list re...Fun, fun, fun. #5 on your "say most often" list reminds me of that old joke about the young Indian brave who asks his father how he came to name him and his two sisters "Three Deer Running" and "Two Hawks Flying." The chief explains that while each child was being conceived, he looked outside the tent and named them according to what he first set eyes on. The chief then turned to his son and said, "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"Weary Haghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15809105824011470783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post-1126016917717615422005-09-06T09:28:00.000-05:002005-09-06T09:28:00.000-05:00Oh, yeah, I'd shag Ernie Borgnine in a New York mi...Oh, yeah, I'd shag Ernie Borgnine in a New York minute.<BR/><BR/>(What, pray tell, is "a New York minute"?)<BR/><BR/>(Halle Berry is reading this over my shoulder; says to send you regrets.)OldHorsetailSnakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00865830344885164689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post-1125968403779570102005-09-05T20:00:00.000-05:002005-09-05T20:00:00.000-05:00Yes to Australia.Yes to Manhattan.Yes to the beach...Yes to Australia.<BR/>Yes to Manhattan.<BR/>Yes to the beach.<BR/>Yes to margaritas, virgin.<BR/>Yes to dog.<BR/>Yes to hot tub.<BR/>No to slope bunnies.<BR/>Maybe to Halle Berry.<BR/>Yes to January in Times Square.<BR/>Yes to Coke.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Yes to poker.<BR/>Yes to golf.<BR/>Yes to stir fry.<BR/>No to skydiving.<BR/>Yes, YES to saxophone, or any instrument with possible exception of piccolo.<BR/>Yes to the boat.<BR/>Yes to skiing.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Yes to being a beacon.<BR/>Yes to your light shining.<BR/>(Yes to me doing my lesson plans, instead of blogging?!? It's 9PM for chrissake!)<BR/>Yes to speeding, within reason.<BR/>Yes to fixing your own car, but alas.<BR/>Maybe to water skiing again.<BR/>Yes to oysters.<BR/>No to champagne.<BR/>No to shitty pants.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Yes to intelligence.<BR/>Yes to confidence.<BR/>Yes to sense of humor.<BR/>Yes to tummies, and other miscellaneous rounded parts.<BR/>Yes to drive.<BR/>Yes to balance.<BR/>Yes to finding you attractive.<BR/>Yes to logic.<BR/>Yes to sensibility.<BR/>Yes to playful.<BR/><BR/><BR/>No to oldies. Although...now the 80's are oldies, ayuh?<BR/>Yes to your voice.<BR/>Yes to your voice saying L-O-N-G.<BR/>No to Halle giving you an oyster.<BR/>Yes to Regis going outside when he needs to.<BR/>No to asking Regis if that's his final answer.<BR/>No to beer, unfortunately. How about a Kaliber?<BR/>Yes to ... you having a funny saying all your own.<BR/>Maybe to country music, depending.<BR/>Yes to your voice saying just about anything.<BR/>Yes to another Kaliber.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Yes to having celebrity crushes.<BR/><BR/>OK, we're all good.Spinning Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10357092955594187207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post-1125963598237364482005-09-05T18:39:00.000-05:002005-09-05T18:39:00.000-05:00A visual on #5 of what you say the most! hmmmm......A visual on #5 of what you say the most! hmmmm.....picture that:)Lee Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981305686482468585noreply@blogger.com