tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post111712429460642673..comments2023-10-04T06:13:02.182-05:00Comments on Dave's Window: Dear Congressman:Dave Morrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17470872330925505480noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post-1117482754850378402005-05-30T14:52:00.000-05:002005-05-30T14:52:00.000-05:00We ought to eliminate all review mirrors... recomm...We ought to eliminate all review mirrors... recommended they be constantly checked? What, every four seconds?? Do we really have time for that when we could be in for it. I'm sorry, but I don't want to be looking at some fat sweaty guy behind me in a pick-up truck picking his nose when I'm about to run head-on into construction work and on-coming traffic. <BR/>But on a more serious note, we really ought to mandate IQ tests upon attempting to acquire a driver's liscense, and no evaluation determing an intelligence quotient of anything below 110 (because, really, the "average" of 100 (and don't let me get started on IQ tests in general) is sadly dim-witted..) may indicate the allowance of the distribution of said liscense.The Cukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18428416359415421108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post-1117276388204710732005-05-28T05:33:00.000-05:002005-05-28T05:33:00.000-05:00I say we all call our Congressmen now, reinforcing...I say we all call our Congressmen now, reinforcing this clearly thought out and unarguable plea ~ but just for craps and giggles, we should call from our cell phones, while driving, with screaming kids and jamming CCR in the background.Weary Haghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15809105824011470783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post-1117160317449672752005-05-26T21:18:00.000-05:002005-05-26T21:18:00.000-05:00The ones of which I am especially fearful are thos...The ones of which I am especially fearful are those who Kovet Kleenex (or, Covet Cleenex) while driving, and can't quite reach one.<BR/><BR/>They are insensitive to alliteration, which is key to safe swerving.OldHorsetailSnakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00865830344885164689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post-1117134606481305882005-05-26T14:10:00.000-05:002005-05-26T14:10:00.000-05:00I think I smell sarcasm. A Modest Proposal? If W...I think I smell sarcasm. A Modest Proposal? If William Shatner really does have a greatest hits CD the world really is in trouble and driving while talking on a cellphone should be the least of our worries. Good stuff as usual...Kerouacedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08646794086023129534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9348074.post-1117134545681359852005-05-26T14:09:00.000-05:002005-05-26T14:09:00.000-05:00Kind of gives you the same feeling as when your pa...Kind of gives you the same feeling as when your parents look at you and think you are some idiot child at age 38.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com