Sunday, June 18, 2006

I can't tell you how disturbing it is...

...to open my sitemeter page and check search terms.

I've had people find my blog using some really shocking ones that, on occasion, I've felt were odd enough to share. This one may take the cake, and it conjures up images too strange to fathom. Who on earth needs to search for:

childhood picture with dang shit feces

!!!

I gotta think the IP address would lead back to some sort of mental hospital.

Other search terms in the last 24 hours include, but aren't limited to:

  • tits & gravy
  • Linda Lovelace pics
  • peep through the window (sounds kinky, I'm sure they weren't looking for something innocent)
  • penis stains

TITS & GRAVY? WTF, people?!?

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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY to all the Dads out there. You know who you are. Or maybe you don't.

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16 comments:

  1. Blogarita6/18/2006 1:37 PM

    Spouse Guy would love a little tits and gravy for supper. Especially the tits. And the gravy.

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  2. Fantastagirl6/18/2006 4:12 PM

    weird....

    Happy Father's Day Dave!

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  3. Weary Hag6/18/2006 5:32 PM

    Dave,

    Happy Father's Day to you, my friend. Hoping you got to do some special things today.

    What? You never heard the popular abbreviation T&G?

    Hag

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  4. Bob6/18/2006 8:06 PM

    MMmmm, tits & gravy...

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  5. Lee Ann6/18/2006 10:36 PM

    Oh, gosh....that is just too funny for words.
    I literally busted out.
    What kinds of things are you doing over here on the other side of this window Dave? hahaha

    Hope you had a great Father's day!

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  6. V6/18/2006 11:24 PM

    I must have missed your post about penis stains! :)

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  7. mcBlogger6/19/2006 7:47 AM

    Tits and gravy. ummm hmmm...uuuhhh yaaa...riiiiggghhhttt!! What's wrong with people?

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  8. Nobody6/19/2006 9:30 AM

    Happy Belated Dad's Day, Davey-poo.

    PS- the searches on my site scare the hell out of me too.

    WHy someone wants to see photos of a "Girl shoving hotdogs in her pussy" is BEYOND me.

    Grossssss.;)

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  9. Maven6/19/2006 3:03 PM

    Tits and gravy sounds like a fabulous title to a future post!

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  10. OldHorsetailSnake6/19/2006 4:59 PM

    Was it white gravy or brown gravy? Or how about tits and au jus? Some things are just left incomplete....

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  11. Unknown6/19/2006 5:28 PM

    Someday someone will tell me how to find the search terms on sitemeter...do I need to pay for that? Cause I am not gonna!

    Tits and Gravy...hmmm, I'm hungry.

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  12. Unknown6/19/2006 5:28 PM

    Someday someone will tell me how to find the search terms on sitemeter...do I need to pay for that? Cause I am not gonna!

    Tits and Gravy...hmmm, I'm hungry.

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  13. Kim Leslie6/19/2006 10:44 PM

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  14. Kim Leslie6/19/2006 10:46 PM

    Tits and gravy are odd, it's true
    But could show up on a blog or two
    But one can't begin to imagine who
    Was seeking a picture of childhood 'poo!

    Now our friend Dave, a clever chap
    Is wondering why looking for kiddie crap
    Has led these freaks who belong in a cage
    To log onto his daily page

    For none of these oddities have been seen
    And Dave's Window is hardly obscene
    But let us know if anyone complains
    Over the sheer lack of penis stains.

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  15. Anonymous6/20/2006 1:23 AM

    Okay, I'm blogging again so now I'm reading yours... and darn if your experience isn't much, much weirder than mine! Probably much as it is in real life.

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  16. Greg6/21/2006 1:47 PM

    Where in the hell is there a discussion of penis stains on your blog?! And why haven't I read it? I've tried everything to get these stains out, and I had no idea you could help me...

    All jokes aside, that's super gross/weird/creepy.

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