Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Bird Flu

I've been stricken with a high fever, swollen adenoids, androids, hemmorhoids, factoids and paranoids, sore throat, sore back, sore leg, the sweats, the shivers, the gout, scurvy, massive crippling gas and the heebie jeebies.

I haven't felt this bad in a long time.
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13 comments:

  1. Bob5/16/2006 1:53 PM

    Hmm. I think I can diagnose what you have. Mumps + bird flu + hemorrhoids.

    That sucks.

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  2. Nobody5/16/2006 2:38 PM

    Stay on your side of nowhereville por favor. ;)

    In other words...

    hang in there, Davey-poo?! That sucks...

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  3. Fantastagirl5/16/2006 4:11 PM

    Sorry to hear you are feeling like crap - hope you are better soon.

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  4. Violet5/16/2006 4:14 PM

    so, are you trying to say that you're out for idol tonight?

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  5. Amandarama5/16/2006 4:45 PM

    Jeez! That totally sucks!

    I'm sending "feel better" vibes your way!!!!

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  6. Paula5/16/2006 4:52 PM

    Dave, you need some chicken noodle soup....I send Mike over....Hope you feel better soon. I've been fighting off the crud too!!

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  7. Diana5/16/2006 5:03 PM

    Hope you are feeling better soon!

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  8. Anonymous5/16/2006 5:56 PM

    Well at least it probably isn't ebola...yet...

    Feel better

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  9. OldHorsetailSnake5/16/2006 7:19 PM

    Small pox is next. And then it's all over. At least you will feel better -- or not at all.

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  10. Raehan5/16/2006 9:37 PM

    Feel better, Dave.

    xo

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  11. Kim Leslie5/16/2006 10:38 PM

    Well, THAT sucks. Three words: Matzah Ball Soup.

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  12. Maven5/17/2006 8:50 AM

    Babe, you forgot "menstrual bloat and irritability."

    Hope you're feeling better asap!

    Nothing worse than a case of "Spring Sickness."

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  13. Anonymous5/17/2006 7:03 PM

    Hope you feel better soon Dave. Sorry about the roids

    For the record my letter verification was bbqsx barbecue sex...awww yeah

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