Monday, December 19, 2005

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Total raw page hits. Thank you for your interest. You truly need a life.

And now, a caption contest. Best one wins 71 cents and a pack of Camels.


Write whatever you like... all will be considered, but bonus points will be given for avoiding obvious references.

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10 comments:

  1. Spinning Girl12/19/2005 2:07 PM

    Myyy, what a b...

    oh, wait. Let me think some more, I'm going for that bonus.

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  2. Me!12/19/2005 2:59 PM

    Bubba's wife thought she had made the ultimate birthday wish.

    Unfortunately she needed to be more specific when she asked that her husband's cock were bigger.

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  3. Lee Ann12/19/2005 5:49 PM

    Everything is bigger in Texas!

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  4. Spinning Girl12/19/2005 9:58 PM

    Jeez. The things a doodle do for attention.

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  5. Anonymous12/19/2005 11:10 PM

    Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
    Said Californy is the place you ought to be
    So he loaded up the cock and moved to Beverly.

    Hills, that is.
    Swimmin pools, movie stars.

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  6. Chris Cope12/20/2005 10:02 AM

    "I'm afraid I can only sell you half a chicken. Why? Well, think about it..."

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  7. Anonymous12/20/2005 4:41 PM

    really.... swallow... it tastes just like chicken!

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  8. Anonymous12/21/2005 2:13 AM

    Leprechauns are always so literal about everything...

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  9. Anonymous12/22/2005 9:59 PM

    "hey, pardner, once ya go hen...ya never go back..."

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  10. Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle12/24/2005 10:13 AM

    How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?


    HEY WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?

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