Found in my yard after halloween: one egg, intact.
I can only surmise it hit leaves on the tree and bounced lightly to the ground on a particularly soft clump of grass. I can also assume it was INTENDED to hit the front of my house... obviously thrown by some weak-armed puss who couldn't vandalize his way out of a wet halloween candy bag.
No eggs actually hit my house, this was the one and only piece of evidence that any "fowl" play was occuring in the neighborhood.
Just off camera, I was half nekkid when this picture was taken. Trust me.
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It was probably a 3yr old who threw it .. they start them young nowadays :) Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteHappy HNT! Are you gonna sit on that egg?
ReplyDeleteI was just coming to get you to play half-nekkid with me. You started without me!
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that's pretty funy that it didn't break! one less youhad to clean up at least. happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteGawd, the day we've bred teenagers who can't even egg a house properly we may as well just roll over and die.
ReplyDeleteI weep for our nation's youth.
No wait, that was just something in my eye. Like total scorn for the impotent eggers.
Maaay-beeee... a chicken was walking across your yard, minding its own business when some halloween hoodlums jumped at it and shouted "Boo!" causing said fowl to drop its load and fly the coop. Just one theory.
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*Runs in, grabs my egg back* Oppps! did I say that? lol. Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm makes me think of that one about if you do it with a feather you are kinky. If you do it with the whole chicken you are a pervert. lol
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what a nice clean egg you have. oh and that one you're holding up too.
ReplyDeleteThing is: Did they let it sit in a drawer and get properly honking foul, or is it to be this morning's omlette?
ReplyDeleteI think you should eat it, and then run outside to scream your triumph to the neighborhood.
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Get Crackin'
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Oh my God, that's is too funny. Did you cook it up?
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Weak armed wally! Probably doesn't have the physical strenght to throw his voice either.
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oh, terrible pun! Nice. Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious!
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Extremely nice egg...ya got there...
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lol - you were egg-attempted by a kid who throws like a two year old!! that's beautiful!! Maybe it wasn't a prank - maybe a chicken wanted you to adopt it's unborn child....
ReplyDeleteadd it to your omlet!!
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Little shits. Glad you didn't have a big mess to clean up though!
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Already slapping myself upside head for even THINKING this, but you must have been eggstatic that it didn't hit your house.
ReplyDeleteBy the way? Lovin those counter tops! Excellent color choice.
Maybe it was just a warning shot.
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Happy HNT.. Nice one...
ReplyDeleteLOL great find!! HHNT!
ReplyDeleteNice huevo. And forearm to boot. Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteHey, that's not fair! I totally cannot see your nekkid reflection in your teapot! ;)
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Somebody obviously had lousy aim, and wasn't strong enough to even crack an egg! LOL Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteIt was dark, I couldnt see. sorry. ;) Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteSo what for breakfast??
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wow, lucky you...where/how did you find it?
ReplyDeleteAt least it gave you something for HNT :) Have a good one!
It's like an Irish toast: "May your home be egged by a wuss who can't throw from third to first."
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when you run out of half-nekkidness to show? Do you get a new body? Or borrow somebody else's?
ReplyDeleteplease tell me you didn't eat it. haha.
ReplyDeleteMy Chihuahua's keep unwanted pranksters out of my yard. Seriously,they go right after the ankles...
ReplyDeleteSure some kid didn't realize they weren't suppose to hard boil them? H HNT
ReplyDeleteBTW, I like Payday bars too, were gonna have to share! Something about that salty peanutty and caramel mixture..I dont like the chocy covered ones though, that takes away from the uniquenss! Happy HNT again!
ReplyDeleteWow, did you get the comments on this on or what???
ReplyDeleteThat egg is great...I am sure there is a terrific story behind it and I am glad it didn't end up on your house. Were you hiding from the T and Ters?
Dude, I would so be fingerprinting that egg.
ReplyDeleteSo, did the egg make for a nice breakfast? hehe. Happy late HNT!
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