THINGS DAVE HAS NEVER DONE!!!
I've never:
54 – Shared my popsicle with a squirrel while “breakin’ it down” in a trendy night club.
55 – Leveraged someone’s naivety about genetic engineering by convincing them I am a cross between Ernest Borgnine and a melon.
56 – Shamed a gargoyle into leaving its post atop a building to fetch me sum White Castle.
57 – Sled dogging with Gene Rayburn.
58 – Fetched White Castle for a gargoyle.
59 – Changed my priorities by attending a gathering of heavy-hearted monks suffering capricious attacks by Arabian sheiks dressed in Old Navy garb, instead of honoring my commitment to clear a camping spot for psoriasis-stricken Chilean trappers.
60 – Had more than 20 comments on any piece I’ve ever written.*
61 – Had to wonder WHY I haven’t had more than 20 comments on any piece I’ve ever written.
*could this possibly be a blatant attempt to get my ego stroked by accumulating more than 20 comments on this post? Nah. Course not.
With mindless crap like that you probably wont be reaching 20 comments.
ReplyDeleteUhm, to the above comment, that was rude. The rule should be if you want to leave a comment like that you should leave your name...maybe he was one of those psoriasis-stricken Chilean trappers that you didn't clear a camping spot for...they can be nasty..
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ReplyDeleteI haven't reached over 20 yet either. :-(
ReplyDeleteTo my thinking, you reach 50 every time; sometimes more.
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Your list was exquisite and don't even worry about Gene Rayburn. I hear tell he was a lousy dog sledder anyhow.
[to anonym-ass above: now I see why they have the short buses]
I am NOT going to be a party to your pity party and leave you a comment. If you get 20, you'll just want 80, like I got the other day. Heh.
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