HOW VAIN IT IS TO SIT DOWN TO WRITE WHEN YOU HAVE NOT STOOD UP TO LIVE.
- Henry David Thoreau
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Deep Throat Reveals Himself
I found this story fascinating - it has just been broken that W. Mark Felt, a man who rose to the second-highest position in the F. B. I., has revealed himself at age 91 as "Deep Throat."
All indicators point to a bigger consipracy than first suspected. I too thought Linda was Deep Throat. My sources, X-rated movies, must not have been legitimate news pieces...damn, 25 years of political research down the drain...
Kerouaced -- What?! Does this mean Earth is NOT about to be threatened by cheerleader and school girl aliens who will destroy the planet if I do not have sex with them? Damn.
Chris - Rest easy my friend the alien cheerleader and school girl aliens are real...unless of course Dave finds evidence to the contrary I would continue stockpiling condoms. Carry on earth needs you...
All indicators point to a bigger consipracy than first suspected. I too thought Linda was Deep Throat. My sources, X-rated movies, must not have been legitimate news pieces...damn, 25 years of political research down the drain...
ReplyDeleteI felt all along we'd find this out someday. Mark me well.
ReplyDeleteKerouaced -- What?! Does this mean Earth is NOT about to be threatened by cheerleader and school girl aliens who will destroy the planet if I do not have sex with them? Damn.
ReplyDeleteChris - Rest easy my friend the alien cheerleader and school girl aliens are real...unless of course Dave finds evidence to the contrary I would continue stockpiling condoms. Carry on earth needs you...
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