HOW VAIN IT IS TO SIT DOWN TO WRITE WHEN YOU HAVE NOT STOOD UP TO LIVE. - Henry David Thoreau
- Henry David Thoreau
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Wanda had ruled him mercilessly for years, but this time -- by GOD this time -- he would HAVE the cheese stick appetizer.
"Boy these mirrors are great. That babe in the white sweater has got huge booty."
Hmm? Why yes, I did have White Castle's for lunch, why do you ask?
"Used car salesman Rodney Ebbenhardt watches an advertisment for Hooters Airlines at Suds n Spuds Bar n Grill."
"Drunk in the early afternoon at TGI Friday's. I have made it, man."
"Well, hmmm, Mr. Morris, OK...you can tug on it again...but not so rough this time."
I feel like my tie is distracting people from my obvious male pattern baldness. Especially when I'm looking at that waitress' bulbous nannies.
I dream of one day being a clone of Dave Morris and being able to do voice overs for stations in Peoria.
Holy shit! r. morgan wins, hands down.
"Terry Schaivo? Frank Perdue? Johnny Cochran? And now the Pope? Turn the fuckin' TV OFF, right fuckin' NOW! And bring me a Cosmo..."
Wanna buy a Tivo?
"hey...is that Dave's voice on... TV?? TELEVISION!?!?Gee...so much has changed! I remember the good old days when not 90% of his conversations dealt with liquor!
"I can tell just by looking... the top left corner is exactly 90 degrees angle."
Wanda had ruled him mercilessly for years, but this time -- by GOD this time -- he would HAVE the cheese stick appetizer.
ReplyDelete"Boy these mirrors are great. That babe in the white sweater has got huge booty."
ReplyDeleteHmm? Why yes, I did have White Castle's for lunch, why do you ask?
ReplyDelete"Used car salesman Rodney Ebbenhardt watches an advertisment for Hooters Airlines at Suds n Spuds Bar n Grill."
ReplyDelete"Drunk in the early afternoon at TGI Friday's. I have made it, man."
ReplyDelete"Well, hmmm, Mr. Morris, OK...you can tug on it again...but not so rough this time."
ReplyDeleteI feel like my tie is distracting people from my obvious male pattern baldness. Especially when I'm looking at that waitress' bulbous nannies.
ReplyDeleteI dream of one day being a clone of Dave Morris and being able to do voice overs for stations in Peoria.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! r. morgan wins, hands down.
ReplyDelete"Terry Schaivo? Frank Perdue? Johnny Cochran? And now the Pope? Turn the fuckin' TV OFF, right fuckin' NOW! And bring me a Cosmo..."
ReplyDeleteWanna buy a Tivo?
ReplyDelete"hey...is that Dave's voice on... TV?? TELEVISION!?!?
ReplyDeleteGee...so much has changed! I remember the good old days when not 90% of his conversations dealt with liquor!
"I can tell just by looking... the top left corner is exactly 90 degrees angle."
ReplyDelete